dat asssss

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

incises:

fuck

walkamongstthestars:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

mrpondismypatronus:

deduce-me-e:

gomenne:

girlthrualookingglass:

Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.

But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.

“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”

Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.

“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.

Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.

“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”

“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”

Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”

“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.

Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.

The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.

When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”

The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”

Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”

Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”

“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

ALL THE SLOW CLAPS GO TO YOU

My god, a social worker who hasn’t lost their way in it all. Bless.

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

equiuszahhak:

a pizza

musicayamor:

squibbs:

yoda-and-daisies:

isupportlgbt:

opaque-obscurity:

lightyears-awayfromhere:

This needs more notes.

You see those trophies in the back ground? It’s because he won all the awards.
You go Glen Coco 

God. How can that girl live with herself…

I’ve been on that girls tumblr, that picture was part of another picture that responded to this one. That fucking guy actually took her picture out of context. Shes not actually homophobic. So sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Thank you.

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incises:

“Dafuq you lookin’ at?”

im cackling at this omg

ryancrobert:

braaaiden:

ryancrobert:

teoigobien:

Donuts are relevant how?

Those donuts are bitches.

omfg

dark-of-the-heart:

mind-of-a-roach:

benedict—cumberbatch:

fuckyeahrobespierre:

loonylunalovegood97:

sweetmotherofpie:

humdrumtowns:

justanother-fangirl:

OH MY LORD IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN OMG BLESS THIS 

I’M IN TEARS

CRYING

OH MY TIME LORD I HAVENT SEEN THIS IN FOREVER

IT’S BACK!

I HAD to post this! Oh my god! This is the best thing…. hahaha!

BACK ON MY DASH. YES

loki-is-our-god:

microxcuts:

this is the best post tumblr, not kidding

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

zerostop:

goatpox:

thegoodsonisbad:

petitpanda:

adriofthedead:

thedruff:

chandlerhandle:

surfdog2000:

adapadapa:

adriofthedead:

surfdog2000:

goatpox:

All bready to go…

hey, quit loafing around

Public transportation sure is crumb-y.

I love this sort of slice-of-life candid photography.

it’s better than walking, at yeast

still a pretty long rye-d home

I’ve had it with these half-baked jokes

I’ll always rise to a good pun exchange

Funny though, because with puns it seems like you got naan

please doughn’t go this route with these horrible jokes

Wheat did I do to deserve this…

i doughn’t think you realize how much i love bread buns

guys what to you have to grain from all these bad puns?

cantlivewithoutlyrics:

March 2. This girl is already dead.

I will forever Reblog this

wow. Kids can so brutal.